Slow Down Tiny Decal

Tiny eggplant, big truth. This “Sorry it’s small, but slow down” decal is a hilarious nod to all the folks out there treating the highway like a therapy session for their fragile egos. Speeding won’t make your engine—or anything else—bigger, buddy. Whether you’re calling out tailgaters, drag racers, or that one guy in the lifted truck who’s clearly trying to overcompensate, this decal says what we’re all thinking: slamming the gas doesn’t fix your…issues. Perfect for drivers with a sense of humor and zero patience for toxic testosterone on the road. Stick it on your car, truck, or whatever you're cruising in and let it deliver a subtle (okay, not subtle) message to every overcompensating lead foot behind you - some of us don’t need horsepower to feel secure.

Each decal is made with premium vehicle wrap vinyl for long-lasting durability and a clean, professional look. It comes with easy-to-follow installation instructions and ships free via Canada Post, straight from the Island to your door.

This listing is for (1) 5"x6" Outdoor White Decal.

🌲 Weatherproof & Durable: Made to withstand sun, rain, and salty air—perfect for cars, water bottles, laptops, kayaks, and more.
🏔️ Locally Inspired Designs: From iconic landmarks to island wildlife, each design tells a story of the Island we call home.
🍁 Proudly Canadian Made: From concept to print, every decal is 100% designed and produced in Canada, supporting local artists and businesses.
♻️ Eco-Friendly : We recycle and reuse products in our decal, t-shirts and and 3D print workshop. We encourage everyone to recycle the paper and plastics that may come with your products :)