Please be Patient Crisis Decal

For the overthinkers, the anxious drivers, and anyone piloting a vehicle held together by vibes and zip ties — this decal gets you. “Please Be Patient, I’m Having an Existential Crisis” is the perfect blend of self-awareness and engine trouble. Whether you’re stalled at a green light contemplating the meaning of life, or just trying not to cry in your ‘98 Corolla, this sticker lets the world know: it’s not road rage, it’s a philosophical emergency. Stick it on your bumper, your rusted-out tailgate, or your emotional support water bottle — and remind everyone that some of us are navigating more than just traffic.

Each decal is made with premium vehicle wrap vinyl for long-lasting durability and a clean, professional look. It comes with easy-to-follow installation instructions and ships free within Canada via Canada Post.

This listing includes (1) 5"x8" white decal. 

🌲 Weatherproof & Durable: Made to withstand sun, rain, and salty air—perfect for cars, water bottles, laptops, kayaks, and more.
🏔️ Locally Inspired Designs: From iconic landmarks to island wildlife, each design tells a story of the Island we call home.
🍁 Proudly Canadian Made: From concept to print, every decal is 100% designed and produced in Canada, supporting local artists and businesses.