Built Like a Steakhouse Decal

Kif, ready the promotional materials—this decal is nothing short of a masterpiece. “Built Like a Steakhouse, Handles Like a Bistro” isn’t just a phrase, it’s a lifestyle. A philosophy. A warning label. Slapped beneath a majestic spaceship graphic, this decal announces to the galaxy (and the unfortunate drivers behind you) that your vehicle may appear bold, beefy, and full of bravado—but turns with all the grace of a fridge strapped to a shopping cart. 

Perfect for Futurama fans, sci-fi obsessives, and anyone whose ride shares more in common with the Nimbus than the Millennium Falcon. Apply it to your car, spaceship, or emotional support hoverboard because, as I always say: why pilot with precision when you can pilot with panache? 

Durable and weatherproof, it’s built to survive light-speed travel, galactic battles, and the car wash. Easy to apply, this decal comes with easy-to-follow installation instructions and ships free via Canada Post, straight from the Island to your door. Now if you'll excuse me, I must retreat to my remote command post at the Times Square Applebee’s—victory awaits.

This listing is for (1) 6"x7" Outdoor White Decal.

🌲 Weatherproof & Durable: Made to withstand sun, rain, and salty air—perfect for cars, water bottles, laptops, kayaks, and more.
🏔️ Locally Inspired Designs: From iconic landmarks to island wildlife, each design tells a story of the Island we call home.
🍁 Proudly Canadian Made: From concept to print, every decal is 100% designed and produced in Canada, supporting local artists and businesses.
♻️ Eco-Friendly : We recycle and reuse products in our decal, t-shirts and and 3D print workshop. We encourage everyone to recycle the paper and plastics that may come with your products :)